Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Random Ramblings

What makes people like Maggi Noodles?

Why haven’t the ZooZoos been executed yet?

What’s the point of getting a spray on tan?

Why was the voter turnout so low?

Why aren’t vampires real?

Why is goofing off fun only when you’re supposed to be studying?

Why didn’t Adam win?

Who moved my cheese?

Are teetotalers prudes?

Is it a crime to like shoes a lot?

Why don’t the voices talk to me anymore?

What happened to reading just for the fun of it?

Is ‘Finger Lickin Good’ aimed at disgusting us?

Why are French fries so fattening?

Why is hanging terrorists such a huge question?

What makes Perry Cox so irresistible?

Do aliens exist?

Why is the horizon always a straight line?

Why did they name the cyclone ‘Aila’?

Did I see 3 shooting stars in one night? (I did!)

Are you still reading?

3 comments:

el_idioto said...

1)catchy ads and a chance to eat something outside of the desi ghar ka foods

2)capitalism

3)it's more of a surface geometry than point geometry

4)lazy ass youth sitting on couch too busy watchin the election news on TV

5)fiction is always more interesting... truth rather disappointing

6)mostly down to looks... he was the better singer

7)I dunno... may be the same guy who moved mine... it's a conspiracy i tell u!!

8)sometimes... but mostly they're just wrong and bad influence

9)no... it's wrong to wear two on the same foot and not realize it

10)coz they talk to me now... ha ha ha...

11)Peer-pressure and under-creative authors are benumbing it

12)it's the american way of saying you're more like us... so i guess... yes

13)coz zey are french... zeez french i tell you. alwayzz tryinz to make everybody elzz fat so they look nicezz

14)Is that really the Indian way to do things? remember the indian stretchable time.

15)beats me... whose perry cox?

16)yes... it's a one in a billion chance and we have trillions of starts of which atleast 1 trillion should be having planets or solat system... "dhoop!"

17)I think they're IPL/MI/Sachin Tendulkar fans.

18)self answered question...

19)not anymore..

jst to make it a round figure...

20)http://theparanormalguy.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

the last question was the best...lol

Unknown said...

Ahh yes....
Questions that have haunted mankind for years!!!
[:D]